#YTMA: YouTube Music Video Awards You’ll Never See: Best Counterfeit Steroid Video!

YouTube is hosting its first YouTube Music Video Awards–because, you know, YouTube is just like television.  According to Google’s Eric Schmidt, “YouTube Has Already Defeated Television,” and just to prove it YouTube is hosting its own music video awards to compete with the Grammys.

But YouTube is actually nothing like television–television has “standards and practices” that keep things on the rails.  Not YouTube.

We’d like to show you some videos that YouTube would probably not have you know anything about.

Let’s start with the nominees for “Best Counterfeit Steroid Video”.

“BUY STEROIDS” is a hugely popular search on YouTube!  And no flags!

And the nominees are:

1.  Buy Genuine Steroids! Featuring “Deep Enough” by The Corrs

2.  Buy Steriods Canada, Featuring Sunnyside by Leftover Cuties

3. Steroids Testosterone propinate, Equipoise, Sustanon 250, Nolvadex by Mex2You

4. How I Inject Testosterone and Overcome Anxiety (Start to Finish) – Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Brought to you by Merck and Ads by Google

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Benefits and Risks of Testosterone Replacement Therapy from the National Institutes of Health

5.  HCG Diet (Human chorionic gonadotropin) How to Mix Your HCG 5000 (Intramuscular)

Mayo Clinic: Does the HCG diet work — and is it safe?

Answer from Jennifer K. Nelson, R.D., L.D.

No on both counts. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has advised consumers to steer clear of over-the-counter weight-loss products that contain HCG.

THIS IS A SPOOF! THE VIDEOS ARE REAL BUT WE DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU DO ANYTHING OR BUY ANYTHING PORTRAYED IN THE VIDEOS.  THESE DRUGS ARE SUBJECT TO FDA WARNINGS (NOT TO MENTION THE GOOGLE NONPROSECUTION AGREEMENT AND $500,000,000 FINE)

FDA Consumer Alert

If YouTube is the New College Radio, Can YouTube Keep the Hate Group Playlists?

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Google is making a big push to get colleges and universities to take their various Google Apps for Education

For “free”, of course.  And we all know who the product is on a “free” Google app, right?

The product is you.

These education apps appear to link the user to Google’s entire suite of products, including YouTube.  And of course as soon as you leave the education environment and go to say YouTube, what happens to the privacy policy and terms of use?  It grows up to the same privacy policy that applies to everyone inside or outside of the Education environment.  And in the case of Google’s case study clients, the New York State K-12 Schools, the Maine Township High School District and the Edmonton Public Schools (in Edmonton, Canada), that includes grades K-12, not just college-age adults.

 

And there’s the real story behind the “free” education…

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Five Things Congress Could Do for Music Creators That Wouldn’t Cost the Taxpayer a Dime Part 3: Create an Audit Right for Songwriters

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[This post originally appeared in the Huffington Post]

Once a song is distributed to the public with the permission of the owner of the copyright in the song, the U.S. Copyright Act requires songwriters to license songs for reproduction and distribution under a “compulsory license.” This license is typically called a “mechanical license” because it only covers the “mechanical reproduction” of the song and does not, for example, include the right to use the song in a YouTube video or a motion picture, create a mashup or reprint the lyrics of the song.

When the Congress first developed the compulsory mechanical license in 1909, the concern was that “the right to make mechanical reproductions of musical works might become a monopoly controlled by a single company.” This monopoly never came to pass, and given the fragmentation in music licensing in the current environment, is unlikely to ever come about.

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Rick Carnes, Eddie Schwartz and Fair Trade Music Project Speaks Out for Silenced Songwriters–Please sign the petition!

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The Music Creators North America (spearheading the Fair Trade Music Project) took another step toward defending the rights of creators.

In comments this week Eddie Schwartz of the Songwriters Association of Canada (SAC) and Rick Carnes of the Songwriters Guild of America (SGA) discussed the alarming trend of the recent imprisonment of songwriters throughout the world.

“Freedom of expression is the life blood of all creators. There is a disturbing trend in many parts of the world to snuff out political opposition by denying songwriters the ability
to express themselves through their songs. This is why the Fair Trade Music Project adopted protection of free speech as one of its five principles. Without basic freedom of
expression it’s not just music that suffers… people suffer as well,” said Carnes.

The group’s fifth guiding principle reads, “Music creators must be free to speak, write and communicate without fear of censorship, retaliation…

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Tim Westergren’s Mask Is Slipping: Pandora’s Scorched Earth Attack on Songwriters

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In yet another disastrous act of misguided desperation, Pandora announced that they purchased a radio station in Rapid City, South Dakota.  That’s not South San Francisco, it’s South Dakota–1500 miles away.

Why did they buy that station?  To somehow try to bootstrap themselves into the most important thing in their miserable lives–paying songwriters less.  (And artists will be next.)

Pandora has no connection to South Dakota, much less Rapid City–and that’s not why the FCC grants licenses to radio station owners.  But in the world of media concentration perfected by Pandora’s running buddies Clear Channel, buying a radio station in a city you have no connection to for purposes not related to proper use of the public airwaves to benefit the citizens of Rapid City is just business as usual.  Send in the Silicon Valley lawyers with the IPO checkbook to screw the songwriters whatever the cost.

Just…

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The Smartest Guys in the Room Figured it Out Again: Google’s Undesirability Index for Brand Sponsored Piracy

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Last night in London, Google’s head of EU policy Theo Bertram participated in a debate with David Lowery and some others.  You can read MuscAlly’s live blog about it here.

More about this later, but it’s important to note that Mr. Bertram speaking for Google came up with a brilliant idea for how to “white list” bad sites for advertisers:

Bertram said that it’s theoretically possible to have a dynamic list of the 500 top piracy sites, for use by brands when stipulating where their ads should appear – or for legal purposes.

“It’s not Google’s job to go around the web to declare whether sites are legal or illegal [false premise, no one asked them to do that], but if Coca-Cola comes to us and says here’s a list of 500 dynamic sites, and we don’t want you to place ads on those… that’s a slightly different…

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Hey Tumblr Users, Why Is This Man Smiling? Because he sold your content and you worked for him for free.

“Loser Generated Content…”

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Great news for Tumblr users–the eponymous Mr. Dave Karp just sold your content for $1.1 billion!  In cash!  And of course, he’s sharing that money with you, right?

No, he’s not.  But then again, record companies, movie studios, newspapers and music publishers don’t share the proceeds with their artists, journalists, songwriters or actors, when they’re sold either.  Of course…that’s not an apt comparison because all those companies paid for the “content” they’re selling.  As Francis Cianfrocca noted adroitly on Coffee and Markets, much of the value of companies like Tumblr is based on the appropriation of user content (and I think you could add YouTube to that list).

I really enjoyed the part of the Copyright Principles Project that dealt with artist rights issue of compensating users when the product of their free labor is sold for big bucks…no wait, that wasn’t covered.

So meet the new boss…worse than…

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The Copyright Principles Project: Selflessness, Valley Style Amongst A Dedicated Group of Likeminded People

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We heard a new twist on the Copyright Principles Project–because the participants are academics, they are not “self interested” the way that creators are.  Ah, disinterested elites on a quest for truth that only the anointed can divine.

Although this point of view is common to academics (who frequently seem to think that their views are superior to everyone else’s–as any law student can attest), allow this non acolyte to diverge from the path to an “A” (or other form of approval, such as a nice fresh fish so appreciated by trained seals) and express a contrary view at the risk of getting an “F”.

First off, the Copyright Principles Project is not entirely made up of people who don’t know each other and is also not entirely made up of academics.  Some corporate types are represented–just not one soul from the photography business, playwrights, visual artists, or anyone from…

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