The Trichordist

Google paid a fine of $500,000,000 of the stockholders’ money to keep their senior management team from being indicted for violations of the Controlled Substances Act.  This fine followed a multi-year sting operation by the Department of Justice, the Internal Revenue Service and the Food and Drug Administration that proved that Google was complicit in the sale of a variety of prescription drugs without a prescription including the abortion drug RU486, steroids and Human Growth Hormone.

RU486 not only is a drug that requires a prescription, but it also is to be administered under a doctor’s supervision.  According to Planned Parenthood, the drug is intended for women who are pregnant (different than the “morning after” pill) and:

It is administered under the supervision of a physician with appropriate follow up to assure completion of the abortion.

It is not available from a pharmacy

And what might be the demographic of the audience that these drug dealers are trying to reach?  Remember–this is not some rogue site on the Internet, this is YouTube.  100% within Google’s control.

So here are some music videos that won’t be part of the YouTube Music Awards:

1.  Do You Need a Prescription for RU 486?

2.  DIY: Medical Abortion (another YouTube “how to” video to self-administer RU486)

3.  Easy At Home Abortions:  This one appears to be a pro-life video of a woman telling her story with captions linking to “a cheap and even safer way to abort”

4.  Buy Steroids Online

5.  Buy HGH: Where to Buy HGH?

YouTube is a very popular communications medium to recruit jihadis and to distribute news of the jihad.  Here’s a few examples:

1.  Equip a Fighter This Ramadan

2.  Jihadi Attack on Ship in Suez Canal

3.  Execution of Syrians in Town Square by Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (al Qaeda in Iraq)

4.  Khost CIA Suicide Bomber is on Tape with Leader of Taliban in Pakistan

Hakeemullah Mehsud (left), the Leader of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan, and Humam Khalil Muhammed Abu Mulal al Balawi (right), the suicide bomber who carried out the attack at Combat Outpost Chapman in Khost, Afghanistan that was a plot point in Zero Dark Thirty.  Here’s a link to the video but you’ll see that it’s been made “private” courtesy of YouTube.

5.  Armstrong and Miller Martyrdom Video

and on a lighter note…

YouTube is hosting its first YouTube Music Video Awards–because, you know, YouTube is just like television.  According to Google’s Eric Schmidt, “YouTube Has Already Defeated Television,” and just to prove it YouTube is hosting its own music video awards to compete with the Grammys.

But YouTube is actually nothing like television–television has “standards and practices” that keep things on the rails.  Not YouTube.

We’d like to show you some videos that YouTube would probably not have you know anything about.

Let’s start with the nominees for “Best Counterfeit Steroid Video”.

“BUY STEROIDS” is a hugely popular search on YouTube!  And no flags!

And the nominees are:

1.  Buy Genuine Steroids! Featuring “Deep Enough” by The Corrs

2.  Buy Steriods Canada, Featuring Sunnyside by Leftover Cuties

3. Steroids Testosterone propinate, Equipoise, Sustanon 250, Nolvadex by Mex2You

4. How I Inject Testosterone and Overcome Anxiety (Start to Finish) – Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Brought to you by Merck and Ads by Google

Benefits and Risks of Testosterone Replacement Therapy from the National Institutes of Health

5.  HCG Diet (Human chorionic gonadotropin) How to Mix Your HCG 5000 (Intramuscular)

Mayo Clinic: Does the HCG diet work — and is it safe?

Answer from Jennifer K. Nelson, R.D., L.D.

No on both counts. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has advised consumers to steer clear of over-the-counter weight-loss products that contain HCG.

THIS IS A SPOOF! THE VIDEOS ARE REAL BUT WE DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU DO ANYTHING OR BUY ANYTHING PORTRAYED IN THE VIDEOS.  THESE DRUGS ARE SUBJECT TO FDA WARNINGS (NOT TO MENTION THE GOOGLE NONPROSECUTION AGREEMENT AND $500,000,000 FINE)